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Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39745) - you deserved it (2588)

On 06/21/2009 at 4:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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haha, ouch.

#1 - On 06/21/2009 at 2:07pm by xChrista1xx

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And that's when guy should've asserted in something like, "I guess this is the price I have to pay for getting my looks from you."

#7 - On 06/21/2009 at 2:12pm by cutebebe778

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