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Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16884) - you deserved it (106935)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

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WTF were you trying to prove?

#1 - On 06/19/2009 at 6:06am by 24788

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Older brothers will say anything to make you look like an idiot, and you can't move faster then the machine can do it's job. I can't believe you believed him.

#2 - On 06/19/2009 at 6:12am by redbluegreen

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