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Today, I logged into facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, they were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39559) - you deserved it (5967)

On 06/13/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by Facebook (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Is it possible that your friends know you don't go on Facebook much, and decided it wasn't worth writing on your wall because you'd never get back to them?

#5 - On 06/13/2009 at 5:59pm by wafflemonger

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Facebook is stupid. What happened to "going out"? Seriously, ditch that and go out for real. But yeah FYL

#4 - On 06/13/2009 at 5:59pm by SasuNaru

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