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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 11 January 2011 17:59 / United States
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By  Sparkiee93  |  3

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool. You won't get sick if you cover your dick. If you think she's spunky cover your monkey. Don't be silly, cover your willy. Before you attack her wrap your whacker. Don't be a loner cover your boner. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener. Don't let your affection give you an infection, put some protection on that erection. IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WRAP IT JUST GO HOME AND WHACK IT

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  TheZarola  |  10

I somewhat agree. His "friends" likely knew that he was drunk and they were irresponsible by letting him have sex like that. YDI OP, obviously, for getting that drunk and having sex with someone you probably didn't know.

By  perdix  |  29

The stripper's name was Chlamydia, but you were too drunk to get it . . . so you ended up getting it, and getting it. Sorry you forgot the sex. You should have known the pleasure now that peeing is going to be a burning pus-sy ordeal.

By  Phustercluck  |  11

Don't have sex with strangers, kthnxbai. You could always get back at your friends by finding out who the stripper was and report her for prostitution and your friends for solicitation of a prostitute. Furthermore, if said stripper was literally paid to have sex with you and was not intoxicated, and you were drunk to the point of black-out, then it could be considered rape, or date rape at least.

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  Phustercluck  |  11

If I'm considered a tool for being pissed off if my friends had a stripper have sex with me when I'm black-out drunk then so be it. Fuck all that noise. Also I don't really take this seriously, as it's coming from the guy named "every1luvsboners." Btw, eat a dick bro :D

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  Phustercluck  |  11

Meant "that" night. Selective amnesia...are you serious? It says"I don't remember the night of the birthday BECAUSE I was hammered." Waiting for the part where you make look stupid. You've insulted me several more times than I have, you. Ok "son?"

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  Phustercluck  |  11

It doesn't, meant "that night." Selective amnesia....are you serious? It says "I didn't remember the night of the birthday BECAUSE I was hammered." Still waiting for the part where you make me look stupid. You've insulted me several more times than I have, you. Ok "son?" Done arguing with the obvious 15 year old. Let me reiterate that you should eat a dick.

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