Friends, Lonely, Facebook and Social Media: Poked

Poked

By Facebook - 13/06/2009 16:11 - United States

Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML

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By zuut - 18/01/2009 05:22 - Australia

Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Candy_Crushed - 08/09/2017 22:30 - United States - Mims

Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML

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By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 18:00

Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML

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By supercharged - 05/04/2015 18:03 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML

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By Kaya Marley Ramsey - 05/10/2021 06:00

Today, Facebook stopped working and I realized how emotionally dependent I am on social media. FML

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By unlovedfatty - 16/12/2010 01:01 - United States

Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML

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By Jamie - 13/08/2009 17:21 - Denmark

Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML

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You deserved it 7 481

By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

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You deserved it 6 603

By reconnect - 27/12/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML

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You deserved it 7 725

wafflemonger 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:59

Is it possible that your friends know you don't go on Facebook much, and decided it wasn't worth writing on your wall because you'd never get back to them?

SasuNaru_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:59

Facebook is stupid. What happened to "going out"? Seriously, ditch that and go out for real. But yeah FYL

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fuckedup666 0

Monday 15 June 2009 11:43

Today I realized that I judge my social status and self worth through Facebook! FML

gutoputo 4

Monday 15 June 2009 15:25

That's what you get from logging on to your Facebook that "many" times.

chrizzledizzle 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 0:56

I feel ya. I get so many more notifications from apps than I do from friends.

AndyDuNasty 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 11:51

look dude from experience, no one will talk to u if you are inactive on facebook if u talk to them they will talk to u well usually

Raytestrak 3

Friday 3 July 2009 12:11

I had sort of the same thing, on my birthday, I got tons of automatic happy birthday messages from forums I'm subscribed to. None from the members and (almost) none from my friends.

rakhil11 7

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:48

Unless your friends haven't called you or talked to you face to face during that time, why the hell do you care...?

Shyman4ever 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 5:29

Get some friends noob

alysonn 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:25

it depends on how many friends you had. if you only had less than 50 friends..I wouldn't expect too much.

808heaukulani 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:54

lol, no one talks to me on facebook either. I have a Verizon Droid smart phone so I am constantly online and still no one talks to me. aw well, tis life.