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Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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On 06/05/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

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I personally LOVE small tits and so do alot of guys so dont feel bad about it

#6 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:24pm by ZiggyMorrison

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hahahaha this guy is laughing at you because he has bigger tits than you? ha that's funny. You should have laughed and said, "yeah chubby, you do", pat his stomach and say "when are you do?" unless he's not that fat..

#7 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:24pm by dreamingloser

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