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By Anonymous - / Sunday 4 May 2014 23:28 / United States - Madison
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  joseph19921992  |  10

Have you ever thought of the possibility that this man has a sixth sense, and he believes you're pregnant. God knows

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  foxwasalamb  |  24

not even if shes very obviously visibly showing? the only way i can see that backfiring is if she obese, then it can sometimes be hard to tell. but if shes a healthy weight...

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  Voij  |  16

Eating pickles with ice cream and mayo: Well, maybe she's just hungry for some strange stuff? Wouldn't wanna judge her eating habits. Morning sickness: Shouldn't have eaten pickles with ice cream. Swollen breasts: What? I... i haven't even... what? Did anything... haven't noticed. Clearly pregnant belly: Well, dunno, could be carrying a watermelon below her shirt... or maybe she just drank a lot of water. Water broke: See, she did drink a lot of water. Told you so. Now she just didn't manage to get on the toilet in time. Contractions: Yeah, no, I'm still gonna say it's the pickles with ice cream. Baby is born: Oh, so you were pregnant. Mazel tov!

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  cakefete2  |  30

This is wisdom, well done my friend.I'd go a step further. Even after the baby is born best response is, "what that's your baby?! But you weren't even pregnant."

By  Earths_Venus  |  25

Seems you soon will be!

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