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Today, my brother and I were standing at the baggage claim, waiting for our luggage to come out. We were commenting on all the bags that appeared, and when two large hiking packs came out I exclaimed "What kind of cunts go backpacking in New York?" The old couple standing next to us, apparently. FML


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On 05/23/2009 at 2:20am - misc - by beavis - United States (New Jersey)

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I'm sure there's more to New York than just the city part....

#1 - On 05/23/2009 at 10:05am by catatonicsleep

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Ummmm yeah New York does have mountains in the northern part. Most of New York actually has amazing hiking spots so YDI for being so stupid!

#3 - On 05/23/2009 at 10:09am by redmusketeer

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