[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, my brother and I were standing at the baggage claim, waiting for our luggage to come out. We were commenting on all the bags that appeared, and when two large hiking packs came out I exclaimed "What kind of cunts go backpacking in New York?" The old couple standing next to us, apparently. FML

#2203272 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (4443) - you deserved it (55589)

On 05/23/2009 at 2:20am - misc - by beavis - United States (New Jersey)

More FMLs?

honeymoondisaster's life also sucks
Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at...

zbaby's life also sucks
Today, a little girl at work was coloring a picture that said "Best Dad" on it. Wanting to be nice I asked her...

oopsie also deserved it
Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!