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By Anonymous - 20/11/2020 23:02

Today, my 35 year-old sister, who has no job or life, came downstairs and told me she knows I can hear her thoughts. FML

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By M.SHUKRI - 29/03/2015 12:54 - United States - Round Lake

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

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By monochrometea - 09/09/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML

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By beablue18 - 04/07/2011 00:27 - Germany

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bangor

Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML

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By Coffee Boy - 23/06/2012 04:55 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML

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By embarrassed much - 27/02/2016 03:14 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was talking to my new boss while on speakerphone. Then, my sister yelled for me, asking me to check whether she had a yeast infection or not. FML

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By sleepless - 18/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML

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Let 'em in

By sister_woes - 09/10/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I didn't have my key, so my sister told me to call her to let me in. I called, no answer. I waited for 15 minutes and then called my dad complaining about her, still being outside. She popped her out the window and yelled, "Don't talk about me, bitch!" and wouldn't open the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 18:47 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML

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By transcendingnerd - 13/04/2015 10:46 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 21 November 2020 0:38

What does her lack of job/life have to do with this? It sounds like she needs help, if she wasn't joking around.

tounces7 27

Saturday 21 November 2020 5:03

Did she come downstairs....in your parents house that you both still live in?

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 21 November 2020 0:38

What does her lack of job/life have to do with this? It sounds like she needs help, if she wasn't joking around.

Yudith 24

Saturday 21 November 2020 1:19

Think very loudly "You need to speak to a psychiatrist!"

Marcella1016 31

Saturday 21 November 2020 1:25

Would it be less of an FML if she had a job or life?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 21 November 2020 3:24

"I hear you're not thinking about getting a job." That'll shut her up.

weeping_willow 25

Saturday 21 November 2020 4:28

Well, can you?

tounces7 27

Saturday 21 November 2020 5:03

Did she come downstairs....in your parents house that you both still live in?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 21 November 2020 18:32

"If I could hear your thoughts, I would have heard that you were thinking of coming downstairs and I would have gotten the **** out of here!" Go full Inception on her!

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Saturday 21 November 2020 21:09

Just tell her yes you can and that she doesn't think of very nice things so if she'd kindly stfu.

Chazzster 28

Saturday 21 November 2020 21:50

OP this really grim! How is it that you are living with a 35 year old mentally disturbed sister? Is she living with you or are both of you living with your parents? You really need to get out of there before things get worse. At the least someone needs to try to convince your sister to seek help.

IHaveThePower 16

Wednesday 9 March 2022 5:39

Calm down. This sounds like psychosis--despite what popular media says, it's not 'grim' or 'disturbing', it just means she needs a psychiatrist and medication. Someday both of them will look back on this and laugh. Psychosis can be funny, can be entertaining, can be joyful; it's not always bad, and it's okay to not be scared of it.

HeheSceneChick 5

Monday 23 November 2020 12:36

My brother, a schizophrenic, had said the same thing to me before. Sounds like she needs help

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