Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML

by anonymous / 10/11/2016 at 1:23am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

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  • So the conspiracy theorists were right: cell phones CAN cause infertility!

    I'm sure THIS is exactly what they were talking about.

    #3 - On 10/11/2016 at 11:13am by Tripartita

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  • Look at the bright side. You could have hit your balls and broke your phone. Also hurt ball don't cost as much as a new phone.

    #2 - On 10/11/2016 at 11:12am by robbiemad

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