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Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23100) - you deserved it (1997)

On 12/15/2015 at 8:03am - misc - by ConfusedGirl (woman) - United States (New York)

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Time for a frank conversation. Different strokes for different folks and all that.

#2 - On 12/15/2015 at 2:15pm by omgcyndaquil

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He was probably just having some fun.

#15 - On 12/15/2015 at 2:18pm by AwkwardKarma

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