Today, after my landlord commented on how rarely I drink milk, and I joked that I'm "probably going to die young" because of it. Then I immediately remembered that her 35-year-old husband died last year of a heart attack. FML

by whatafuckhead / 11/22/2015 at 8:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • How does your landlord know you rarely drink milk. Is she living with you?

    #1 - On 11/23/2015 at 4:13am by Oktopussy

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  • Honestly I find the fact that your landlord knows how much milk you (don't) drink a little more disturbing than your slightly misplaced joke... FYL OP!

    #5 - On 11/23/2015 at 4:23am by Martine624

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