By whatafuckhead - / Monday 23 November 2015 01:14 / United States - San Francisco
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  Oktopussy  |  13

“In practical life we are compelled to follow what is most probable ; in speculative thought we are compelled to follow truth.”
― Baruch Spinoza

By  Silentshdw13  |  22

Milk isn't a necessity for living, so don't worry too much about it. My condolences for her husband though and hope she wasn't too offended by your comment since you didn't mean wrong by it.

By  leogachi  |  15

She's probably still mourning the loss of her husband, but I don't think you should feel bad about this. It was an innocent joke.

By  Tripartita  |  44

I remember being put off when my landlord insisted on living in my apartment and sleeping in the same bed, but they said it would improve their food-monitoring process. Turns out, my diet is slightly low in potassium. Who knew?!


Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML

By mattdevil / Thursday 8 December 2011 18:57 / United Kingdom
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