Damn

By suicide - 04/02/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was OK. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML
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LoLoLo_fml 0

I agree with #11 and I think that old lady had a great sense of humour! XD

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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

Do you feel bad for being overly dramatic about choking on your water?

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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

Do you feel bad for being overly dramatic about choking on your water?

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lizzilla8297 2

haha fail for you, win for the lady.

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LoLoLo_fml 0

I agree with #11 and I think that old lady had a great sense of humour! XD

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Punk_Chic 0

chill. thats all i gotta say. she was jokin, dude. -_-

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canofchicken 0

I think she should have posted this as an FML not you haha she is the one who is dying.

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Everyone is dying. Like my friend tells me on my bday every year: "congratulations, you're a year closer to your death". Thanks dani, but can't a nice happy birthday cut it?

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ButlerOfChaos 7

"Now you're one year older. Your life still isn't over."

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KonM4N4Life 0

That's sad I pray for her

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whatthefuckcunt 0

good umm........good luck with that. let me know how it goes hahaha.

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BrEnNo1023 5

i sat with my mouth open :O for abot 10 seconds. this FML was quite sad. i'd feel completely HUMILIATED if i joked that i was dying to somebody who was actually dying. But then again, as soon as we're conceived we start growing towards death. Ehhhh...

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