Today, I watched porn on my phone for the first time and it went black and shut down. In reality my phone just died. But I thought for a few seconds the government found me out. Paranoia much. FML

by xxx / 10/03/2015 at 9:38am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

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  • It gets easier and more morally desensitising after a few faps. Just wear a tin foil hat on both heads.

    #1 - On 10/04/2015 at 6:10am by Wizardo

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  • I normally just hire a few exotic dancers to come over every time I wank. Or ask them to come up from the basement for ten minutes. Less of this "technology" malarkey.

    #6 - On 10/04/2015 at 6:20am by booze_n_bitches

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