Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML

by Anonymous / 09/28/2015 at 5:01am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Miscellaneous

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  • HAHAHAHA that was actually a great one from her! She saved you (:

    #2 - On 09/28/2015 at 11:50am by jqmalang

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  • On the bright side, at least they know it wasn't actually you who did it

    #3 - On 09/28/2015 at 11:54am by curlytop101

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