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By Fartfail - / Wednesday 18 April 2012 13:43 / Hong Kong
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lol I like how nobody pointed out that OP's super hot neighbor was just casually standing in his doorway.

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Wow, this conversation is sad. Ever heard the term "let it go"? Don't knock it til ya try it. *double and triple checks spelling*

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Guys, at least A_Teen used a pathetically overused meme in the right context. The other guy used a pathetically overused meme in the wrong context. They both lost, but A_Teen didn't lose as badly.

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My smartphone did it automatically, it seems to think there are unfortunate souls out there named Fart and Ass.

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26: You have to remember the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal. A girl is allowed to be crazy (or in this case creepy) as long as she is equally hot.

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Sometimes, I like to strip naked and cover myself in Vaseline. I slither on my belly into my neighbours' yard. After leaving long slime trails all over, I commune with the neighbourhood slugs. I feel like myself when I pretend to be a slug. It's magical.

How loud are your farts that she can hear them over the noise of your vacuum? Or better yet, how smelly? :P

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Have you seen the human centepede? Imagine how smelly the poop coming out of the final person was. She was eating digested feces that was pooped out again. Probably didn't taste too good.

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No, I have not. And after your little description, I am now counting my lucky stars I didn't! Blah!

She seems blunt. Since she didn't throw up or run away, she must be pretty rudely accepting of your gas. You should ask her out.

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