Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML
by oops / 09/26/2015 at 10:24pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
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Jesus will make sure you never have a cavity again
#1 - On 09/27/2015 at 1:19pm by twitchywaffles
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Accept this sacrifice of oral agony as I dedicate my teeth to Your great glory. Please keep my pearly whites safe so that I might one day see Heaven's Pearly Gates. Amen.
#3 - On 09/27/2015 at 1:20pm by Welshite
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