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By Anonymous - / Sunday 27 September 2015 07:10 / United States
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The 1st seems possible because everybody gives a tell when they do this....but people don't have thier own brand of fart that smelks unique to them, but goes by what you eat.

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If you've lived with someone long enough you can tell if it's them that coughed, sneezed, farted (by sound/smell), used the bathroom, etc. Probably not among 20 people unless the person has a very specific diet though.

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Lol my husbands farts always smell like something crawled up his ass and died... Lol so yeah I could actually tell him by his farts

She probably didn't know it was you, but decided to blame you because she is your mother-in-law. Don't stress about it.

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Then again, some people have their own unique 'signature smell'. OP may be one of them.

She is also probably one to spread rumours and pin every fault on you... was it loud and proud or silent but violent?

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by the wording...out of your options i would say silent and violent since she was trying to hide it and was blamed.

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#38 I didn't read this as 'women don't fart', I think he was trying to say more along the lines of 'ydi, woman, don't fart.' I mean, it's still a pretty pointless comment but makes more sense than saying women don't fart.

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