Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML

by Brooke / 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • Hope you got his number. He sounds like a keeper! :-/

    #4 - On 08/15/2015 at 2:32am by swanheart

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  • Can't help but laugh at this. Someday you will probably look back and laugh too. As for now, FYL

    #12 - On 08/15/2015 at 2:38am by iPixelCheese

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