Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2014 at 12:39am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
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You: I got 60 bucks, that's enough for three grams, right?
Mom: Three grams what, sweetie?
You: Three grams of kisses and a cup of love, Mom
#3 - On 12/26/2014 at 12:14pm by Futacy
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You deserve it OP. I hope your mom gets you help to stop your drug use.
#2 - On 12/26/2014 at 12:13pm by Broadway_Vayne
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