Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML

by Anonymous / 12/26/2014 at 12:39am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

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  • You: I got 60 bucks, that's enough for three grams, right?

    Mom: Three grams what, sweetie?

    You: Three grams of kisses and a cup of love, Mom

    #3 - On 12/26/2014 at 12:14pm by Futacy

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  • You deserve it OP. I hope your mom gets you help to stop your drug use.

    #2 - On 12/26/2014 at 12:13pm by Broadway_Vayne

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