D.A.R.E. to say no

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML
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Top comments

Futacy 29

You: I got 60 bucks, that's enough for three grams, right? Mom: Three grams what, sweetie? You: Three grams of kisses and a cup of love, Mom

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Broadway_Vayne 32

You deserve it OP. I hope your mom gets you help to stop your drug use.

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Comments

meegal 12

YDI for having a drug dealer. Don't do recreational drugs or prescription drugs recreationally. Only prescription drugs that were prescribed by a licensed professional and only take the recommended dosage. No self medication either.

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hayleyblack2u71 21

Mom...drug dealer.....same thing, am I right? I mean, it IS the giving season...could be a late Christmas present. ;) (I'm joking and being sarcastic BTW)

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Nicholas12 15

don't do drugs and this wouldn't happen

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jlujan00_fml 9

I'm always terrified that's going to happen

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kimeatszombies 22

Pugs, not drugs, kids.

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allplayedout 20

Why the shit are you texting your drug dealer anything you wouldn't want somebody else to see? Amateur.

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thenewgirl29 20

Show her the reddit thread where people purposely do this for the reaction and try to pretend like that was the case.

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