D.A.R.E. to say no

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML
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Top comments

Futacy 29

You: I got 60 bucks, that's enough for three grams, right? Mom: Three grams what, sweetie? You: Three grams of kisses and a cup of love, Mom

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Broadway_Vayne 32

You deserve it OP. I hope your mom gets you help to stop your drug use.

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Comments

EvilLittleGirl 24

it's probably for the best hope she gets you some help if you're heavily addicted or just be more strict if you do it just for fun

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Ichiya 29

Just for fun isn't any better. Only take prescribed medication from a FDA aproved distributor.

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mishwarner 14

Like the fda actually gives a shit what is good for you

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Wolfparable 22

No, that fellows right just for fun isn't any better, you're still equally stupid.

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alex1022 11

i never thought id say this to anybody but....you might be smokin a lil too much. let off the gas a little

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Lars93 18

get help. just.. get help. really,... get help dude

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SirRipsABong420 9

there is nothing wrong with drugs. I'm am a functioning member of society and I am a habitual cannabis consumer and I dabble in psychedelics. keep on keeping on

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Spark_Slicker 19

"Nothing wrong with drugs." Lmao. Tell that to all the people who's lives have been ruined by addiction as well as the lives of their loved ones.

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BeachGirl27 23

I think the drugs might be messing with your head a little more than you'd hoped!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

YDI for doing drugs. You deserve anything you get for doing drugs. And you even admitted it online? Real smart. /facepalm

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MonsterFarce 7

Maybe its a sign that you should be texting your mother instead. Get help. "My drug dealer" should be in nobody's vocab.

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sprints54 19

Switch phone to airplane mode real fast before it finishes sending and it won't go through for future recerence

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