Freudian intensifies

By mouthwash - 11/11/2014 05:05 - United States - Gallipolis

Today, I had a dream where I was cuddling with a girl. She rolled over to face me, snuggled up into the crook of my neck, then muttered in disgust, "Ugh, your breath stinks!" Cock-blocked in my own dreams. FML
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worldclassrager 39

Maybe think about brushing your teeth will trigger a dream for that then you wouldn't be turned down...

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zahra_786 19

Thankfully it was just a dream, and you'll be prepared to prevent such occurrence in real life :p

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe think about brushing your teeth will trigger a dream for that then you wouldn't be turned down...

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Kyle1dc 17

uncovered shoulders perhaps? how scandalous...

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zahra_786 19

Thankfully it was just a dream, and you'll be prepared to prevent such occurrence in real life :p

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diving_fml 30

or maybe he won't listen and this will actually happen. what if his dream is for telling the future???

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es3508 16

Yeah but a toothbrush works better:P

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omgitsmoe 26

Brush your teeth before you sleep , you won't get **** blocked in the next dream :3

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pinkster2014 25

Well, does your breath stink? Maybe you just had a bad taste in your mouth, like morning breath, and it affected your dream.

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keiNan_fml 35

don't forget to brush the next time before going to bed

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haliacc 17

If she thought your breath smelt then you should have pointed her downwards.

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JMichael 25

No cuz he knows to wash it before he lets a girl go down on him.

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cadillacgal79 32

Past FML post! Nice job! I didn't think anyone would mention that.

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haliacc 17

That's what I meant! That it would be better down there!

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JokerJ312 23

Brushing your teeth is good, but for extra freshness I like mint gum. 5 is a good brand.

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Kyle1dc 17

Stride's a pretty good brand as well.

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IWishIWasObama 12

stride was good. then they went to that 2.0 and it tasted cheaper

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SirJKCaptain 12

Try to materialise some mentos in your sleep

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tdawg91 17

There was a post not long ago about her mother trying to speak to her son about oral hygiene...... Is that you??

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