Freudian intensifies

By mouthwash - 11/11/2014 05:05 - United States - Gallipolis

Today, I had a dream where I was cuddling with a girl. She rolled over to face me, snuggled up into the crook of my neck, then muttered in disgust, "Ugh, your breath stinks!" Cock-blocked in my own dreams. FML
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worldclassrager 39

Maybe think about brushing your teeth will trigger a dream for that then you wouldn't be turned down...

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zahra_786 19

Thankfully it was just a dream, and you'll be prepared to prevent such occurrence in real life :p

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Slaught000 9

Sounds like a stress dream. Anxiety dreams do actually mean something: That you have anxiety.

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rareawesomeness 22

Your conscience is trying to give you some advice.

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mrd1997 19

Maybe it's a sign that you need to brush your teeth, and this is your body's way of telling you.

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marakisin 1

at least you got some...:)

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DenverTyrrell 13

Hopefully it wast your sub consonants telling you that your breath actually does smell...

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DishnobFruitCum 5

Surely you mean 'sub-vowels'.

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