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FML - The follow-up

Today, my cat tunneled her way under the covers to sleep beside me. It was really cute until she panicked in the middle of the night and practically skinned me alive trying to find her way out. FML

LittleRed79 Say more :
Umm...yeah, so she wasn't suffocating at all, this is just her own particular brand of crazy. She's a rescue and she's terrified of EVERYTHING. There was a loud noise next door that spooked her so evidently she decided that she needed to hide...as though she wasn't hidden enough already. The best part for me was when she tried to tunnel her way back in about 5 minutes later. Couldn't help laughing!
By LittleRed79 / Tuesday 11 November 2014 08:03 / Canada
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By  LittleRed79  |  36

Umm...yeah, so she wasn't suffocating at all, this is just her own particular brand of crazy. She's a rescue and she's terrified of EVERYTHING. There was a loud noise next door that spooked her so evidently she decided that she needed to hide...as though she wasn't hidden enough already. The best part for me was when she tried to tunnel her way back in about 5 minutes later. Couldn't help laughing!

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By  123765  |  13

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  saraitkddh  |  45

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  hamburgerjung  |  18

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  xleanne_aLly  |  23

#32 doesn't have a cat! My kitten sleeps with me every night. Every three days or so he'll wake up between 3 - 6 am and bite and dig his claws into my leg or foot. Lol just today my sister got her braces pulled out by my kittens.

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  aruam365  |  24

#67- My dog sleeps under my massive pile of covers on my bed every night, she's never had an issue getting enough oxygen down there. Blankets are very porous and usually allow adequate airflow.

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  Ltsdragons  |  19

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"Cat" doesn't rhyme with "fuck." "Cat" doesn't rhyme with "hell." "Cat" doesn't rhyme with "shit." "Cat" doesn't rhyme with "heck." What word was cat supposed to replace? That might be the worst attempt at a pun I've seen not only on FML, but in my entire life.

By  thedeadmen  |  14

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  xleanne_aLly  |  23

Definitely would. I have two kittens, one sleeps with me every night. The other sleeps with my sister. If we try and make them sleep elsewhere. They will sit outside our door, scratch it and cry. I feel your pain OP. Every other day my kitten either wakes me up, by purring and trying to lay on my head. Or various versions of this morning, for example. Digging in all of their claws into the bottom of my foot. Biting it and chasing my foot around, until I reunite him with his brother.

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  hamburgerjung  |  18

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  devildog562  |  33

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  wyverntail  |  15

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  rieebee  |  23

My cat knows how to open doors and windows. If I lock her out of the bedroom, she goes outside and taps a piece of metal on the windowsill until I let her in.

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  AnyaS  |  19

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  xleanne_aLly  |  23

#35 obviously is not a pet owner. Or if they are they're not a good one. I would ever give up my pets, just to trade them in for a new one. Can't speak for everyone. But most people I know. Dogs, cats, hamsters etc. When you buy a pet, it's for life. My kittens have become a part of my family. I've grown as attached to them, as they've grown to me. As well as all my dogs too. I find people like you disgusting. People like you who get a pet. Then trade it in. Get rid of it because you can't afford them. Whatever. It's your fault we have sooo many being put down every day.

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  kerstileann  |  26

My cat can tear open my door (wooden folding door) even if i lock it with a brick in front. Most cats CAN and WILL find a way to bother you. You cant stop them, just sumbit and hope they spare you. I say most because some cats are well behaved.

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  MrSassypants  |  31

What? No way are they planning to take us out. I for one am always grateful for cats no matter what they do. *whispers* They're always watching. Always looking. Run.

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