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Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said "Oops." and hung up. FML
When she asks you to watch her place, do something like that and just say "oops", again.
I think I'm most curious about how the dog came to be pink
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016