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Today, while at the bakery, I stood there trying to pick between black forest and dark chocolate. The salesman said kindly, "I've heard dark chocolate helps you lose weight. Yeah, you'd definitely want dark chocolate." FML


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On 08/26/2014 at 6:55pm - misc - by Lika1712 (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

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Wow. That baker sounds like a huge douche. Sorry about that, OP.

#1 - On 08/27/2014 at 5:58am by BananaMan844

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That's so mean! I would report to their boss if I were you

#2 - On 08/27/2014 at 5:58am by blueblu97

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