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Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37482) - you deserved it (3413)

On 08/13/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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longest eh?

#1 - On 08/13/2014 at 12:51pm by mastodonkcid

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What was the longest part?

#2 - On 08/13/2014 at 12:52pm by schhichick

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