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you should have told him to swallow it! if he chocked than you can tell him "and that is why you don't swallow grapes"

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By  ed11

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What's up with all these similar FML's ending with variants of "I raised this dumbass"? You're their parent! Be a little less harsh behind their back..

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reminds me of the woman that went to the police and said she had been graped the cop asked her did she mean raped she said no there was a bunch of them XD

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um, we don't blame the kid, we blame you for being such a shitty parent he/she has to even ask that question. you should be ashamed to call yourself a parent to b truthful, this don't belong on fml it belongs on worlds dumbest bc you are obviously one of the worlds worst parents.... js

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I'm actually quite a smart kid, but I legitimately don't know if oranges are to be swallowed or bitten. Why? No one taught me and no one fed me one. So yeah, kids learn from their parents.

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I bet they were a cross between a grape and an alka-seltzer and therefore it would dissolve and wouldn't need to be chewed. you're all living inside the box, like c'mon man.

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Here in NY the locally grown grapes you don't chew them, you don't eat the skin off of them you just squeeze the skin and the inside pops in your mouth and then you swallow, new chewing involved, store bought however are a completely different story obviously

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well, there's this "breed" of grapes called red globes. they're pretty huge to be swallowed. I prefer to chew my grapes :) feel the bursting juiciness in my mouth :)

you should have told him to swallow it! if he chocked than you can tell him "and that is why you don't swallow grapes"

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HEY GIRLS!!! let me grab your tits and ill give you FIFTY FREE TOKENS!!! did he use that line on you?

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well after you chew it, shouldn't you swallow? And how come they've never eaten grapes before the age of 17?

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I don't think she could've avoided raising him. If you meant to say she deserved it for raising him that way then all I have to say is it's not her fault that her child doesn't know how to consume grapes. That doesn't mean she raised him badly. Lol

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yeah it does dumbass! that's like sayin she never taught him to not color outta the lines, u fuck tard

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#159- Is there a need to be so vulgar to another person? No. Regardless of whether you're saying it on the Internet or to someones face, it's hurtful and completely unnecessary.

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Me neither. Kinda makes me feel uncomfortable. :-/. I mean, if you can be so rude as to insensitively insult your child, you were probably a neglectful parent, hence the lack of simple knowledge.

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My mum calls me a dumbass when I say or do something stupid. It's not a big deal if you don't take it seriously. Lighten up people :)

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