Today, I asked my mom about signing up for an online dating site. She took one look at me and said, "Why get rejected online when you can just go outside for the same?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (40542) - you deserved it (4318)
On 08/04/2014 at 11:08am - misc - by baebookboo - United States (Kansas)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had…
Ballsy427 also deserved itToday, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She…
:( That's harsh, especially since it's your mom.
#2 - On 08/04/2014 at 5:41pm by uhhSavage
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I'd say good luck, you're fabulous.
#1 - On 08/04/2014 at 5:41pm by danthehuman
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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