Geek: Today, I asked my mom about signing up for an online dating site....

By baebookboo - 04/08/2014 15:08 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I asked my mom about signing up for an online dating site. She took one look at me and said, "Why get rejected online when you can just go outside for the same?" FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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By dylanhollis - 17/01/2014 12:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 11:29 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML

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You deserved it 2 568

By dork - 02/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and his family. We were talking about relationships, and I commented on how online dating was the dumbest thing ever. His mom and step-dad went on to tell me how they had met through an online dating service. FML

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Tinder surprise

By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 04:00

Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML

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Controlling

By Future kept man, going cheap FML - 09/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom was helping me plan for going to college. After 30 minutes of me getting more upset, and her getting more frustrated, she directed me to Tinder, a wedding venue website, and the local address for Planned Parenthood. Her actual words were, "There's no shame in being a stay at home dad these days." FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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A step too far

By Anonymous - 20/08/2023 10:00

Today, my mother keeps nagging me to find a wife, settle down, and have kids, even though I have zero interest in any of those things. She refuses to understand that I’m perfectly content being completely on my own. She even signed me up to Tinder without my knowledge. FML

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You deserved it 100

By WTF - 26/10/2010 16:55 - United States

Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML

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danthehuman 29

Monday 4 August 2014 23:41

I'd say good luck, you're fabulous.

uhhSavage 22

Monday 4 August 2014 23:41

:( That's harsh, especially since it's your mom.

Comments

ActuallyKatie_ 6

Tuesday 5 August 2014 1:47

Well, your moms a bitch. To fab to be drab. ;*

Chibi_Kitten 24

Tuesday 5 August 2014 2:18

Your mom probably speaks from experience.

jackiemora 18

Tuesday 5 August 2014 2:48

Mother knows best

alex_622 22

Tuesday 5 August 2014 2:53

It's ok op, my mom said the same thing to me -_-

ELoni_fml 25

Tuesday 5 August 2014 3:11

Damn, your mom is a b*tch

cryssycakesx3 22

Tuesday 5 August 2014 4:27

lol "b*tch"

thegirlwhosays 22

Tuesday 5 August 2014 3:23

Don't listen to your mom, online dating can actually work and can connect you with people who you may not have met that are a lot like you. I met my boyfriend online and we couldn't be happier! Go for it!