Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes...

By x.x - 06/07/2014 05:09 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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By abc123 - 16/12/2013 16:44 - United States - Marysville

Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By NoBasement4U - 26/11/2015 20:24 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML

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By twoheadedboy - 06/05/2009 20:46 - Canada

Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML

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By antiqued - 20/12/2012 05:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took a bath because I couldn't get my left arm wet due to a minor medical procedure. My roommates decided to barge in to the bathroom and ruthlessly pelt me with flour. Not only did I find out flour burns the eyes, but the shock caused me to slip and submerge my arm. FML

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By Steve - 24/02/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

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itwasthedognotme 14

Sunday 6 July 2014 19:31

That image probably burnt your eyes more than the soap...

ThomasBombadil 31

Sunday 6 July 2014 19:34

I think we have a winner for next weeks ILLUSTRATED FML.

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outthelabyrynth 21

Sunday 6 July 2014 19:30

Ah, that's just bad luck. Sorry OP :(

Starponer 7

Sunday 6 July 2014 20:34

what does "OP " mean?

ukeandfoodislife 19

Sunday 6 July 2014 20:36

44: octopus penis duh

ThomasBombadil 31

Sunday 6 July 2014 20:37

Optimus Prime!

tartar18 21

Sunday 6 July 2014 20:40

original poster

illegalbeagle69 23

Sunday 6 July 2014 20:45

Orange pussy

ndaguanno 17

Monday 7 July 2014 2:44

Original poster #44

CB_LAZ3 11

Sunday 6 July 2014 19:30

Oh god please no

Blaisey 22

Sunday 6 July 2014 21:48

Your picture makes that comment even worse

SemiAuto 21

Sunday 6 July 2014 19:31

At least you got the soap out of your eyes?

junkman6 22

Sunday 6 July 2014 20:06

Id rather have soap in my eyes than my dad's old ball sweat. That's just me though.....

doodlecloud 26

Sunday 6 July 2014 21:08

It's unlikely she even did. Only way to properly get soap out is to rinse with water...clean or dirty cloth, this was always a stupid idea.

JennaNGood 21

Monday 7 July 2014 2:48

Yeah she got the soap out, and ushered in some pink eye in the process.

trell000 13

Monday 7 July 2014 9:47

Or shit stains...

itwasthedognotme 14

Sunday 6 July 2014 19:31

That image probably burnt your eyes more than the soap...

cina5 19

Sunday 6 July 2014 19:31

At least your eyes aren't burning anymore. Lol

blake1015 24

Sunday 6 July 2014 19:34

I don't think we can know that for sure.

gjikvtj 18

Sunday 6 July 2014 19:35

Thanks Blake

AnonymousFunFMLs 18

Sunday 6 July 2014 19:36

Whether or not OP got the soap out of their eyes, I'm not 100% sure they're feeling better...

Helpfulman 17

Monday 7 July 2014 5:36

OP might have tore out his eyes after seeing that.

TaylorWhiteGirl 15

Sunday 6 July 2014 19:31

Shouldn't you have had a towel nearby?

NeatNit 32

Sunday 6 July 2014 21:56

why would you want to use a cloth/towel anyway? wouldn't washing it out with water be the most logical solution?

dragonrider1959 18

Sunday 6 July 2014 22:01

Logic goes out the window when soap is in your eyes

azyjazy713 11

Sunday 6 July 2014 19:32

Definitely a wtf freak-out moment. At least you could wash it off quickly in the shower. Time to invest in a laundry hamper

Llama_Face89 33

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:42

Think OP's dad uses the same kind of laundry hamper I do. Corner of the Room brand.

gjikvtj 18

Sunday 6 July 2014 19:32

I bet you were panting you were so angry

leary96 15

Sunday 6 July 2014 20:56

Except for the fact that humans don't pant

rabechan 17

Sunday 6 July 2014 21:47

Humans can pant, dear

cdgrayson 21

Sunday 6 July 2014 19:32

Well that's not too shitty, I hope...

JBChristian 47

Monday 7 July 2014 4:26

Of course it was shitty. Shitty enough to cover for and loose any and all of the collection of shitty jokes for the rest of FML history.

JessieTaft 17

Sunday 6 July 2014 19:33

I'm so sorry OP

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