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Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49283) - you deserved it (4819)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:37pm - misc - by I'm Not Dead Yet - United States (Arizona)

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Look at the bright side OP, your neighbour cares about you enough to check if you're alive.

#1 - On 06/09/2014 at 6:10pm by MattM95

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At least someone cares enough to do that..even your neighbour!

#2 - On 06/09/2014 at 6:10pm by Adam5858

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