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Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stayed away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling "DNA! DNA!" FML

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On 05/27/2014 at 11:58am - misc - by Laura (woman) - United States

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Ouch! That's assault! I would say something...

#2 - On 05/27/2014 at 5:13pm by laurenlovesjb

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Punch the kid and take your hair back

#4 - On 05/27/2014 at 5:17pm by alexcr344

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