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Today, I explained to my dad that I had spent over three hours baking, frosting, and decorating a cake from scratch and how proud I was of it. Without even looking up at me, he replied, "You really need a boyfriend." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44561) - you deserved it (5303)

On 05/24/2014 at 2:23am - misc - by lifesabitch2016 (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Cooking skills like that? You're going to get a man for sure. What the hell want to go out?

#4 - On 05/24/2014 at 10:26am by IllestRated

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Don't listen to him unless that's what you really want

#3 - On 05/24/2014 at 10:26am by alexcr344

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