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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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At last! I found the FML we've all been waiting for! You aren't battling cancer, your possessions are still intact, and your partner was not being unfaithful. You forgot to turn the oven on when you were making cookies. To that, good person, I salute you. Thank you for your bravery.

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How is OP a "tard"? Ovens are notoriously hard to turn on. The mood and timing have to be impeccably precise for any arousal to occur. Jeez, it's not like all you gotta do is press a button or twist a knob for that, you know?

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I was gonna say blond moment, but that was beyond blond. Like you must have been more baked than the dang cookies.

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Start with the basics. Learning to make ice is the first step and trust me, it's a tough one. Then you can move up to the easy bake and finally the oven. Only when you're ready.

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When I was younger, like last week, I put brownies in the oven but had it on grill without noticing. After 20min the tops were black and rock hard, the bottom was still the mixture. Yeah I still ate them

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Uh #15, doesn't blonde have an e in it? That's kinda like when people try calling you dumb & they spell it without the b :|

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203, it can be spelled both ways. Don't get smart with me. I may be 13 but I'm not stupid. Thanks 204. :). -_- grammar nazis. I killed your little Hitler.

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This isnt an fml momment.. Wow u forgot to turn the oven to bake some cookies, big deal! Just turn it on and problem solved.

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Goddamn people wasting comments. Hey look, I just did it too. It's pretty empty in here. HELLO! ...HEllo ...hello. Man, this place is huge. There must be a lot of wasted comments here.

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You know what's more stupid? Calling a drug addict stupid just for being a drug addict. Especially heroin. Do you know how many of the people using & abusing it started off by being put on oxycontin, a prescription drug that is pretty much legal heroin?

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Well yeah, sure, if you want to do it the easy way. Bear Grylls showed me how to bake cookies just using the oven light and raccoon piss.

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Maybe, as well as our 15 minutes of fame, we also get 15 minutes of pure stupidity!!!! :O

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....he wasn't making the cookies with her he looked at the oven and immediately realized it's off or atleast that makes more sense

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This would have been a double FML if it had been a gas oven turned on for 15 minutes.... and no flame.

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