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yesterday it's my 21st birtday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, wo I tougt ad finally mellowed and ad someting nice to say. Nope; e just told me I'm 21 yeres a disappointment, ten ung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41832) - you deserved it (3171)

On 05/02/2014 at 2:20pm - misc - by thanks (man) - United States (California)

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Op you don't f*cking need him, you're twenty one now, you came so far, good job

#1 - On 05/02/2014 at 6:25pm by lonelyfreak

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fuck him.

#2 - On 05/02/2014 at 6:27pm by weveallbeenthere

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