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Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39466) - you deserved it (4975)

On 04/30/2014 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Wait, whose birthday does he think it is?

#1 - On 04/30/2014 at 11:20pm by TaiReiSi

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So, what did he say when you told him to bend over?

#7 - On 04/30/2014 at 11:25pm by tygerarmy

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