Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
I agree, your life sucks (41194) - you deserved it (5191)
On 04/30/2014 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Anonymous Pillock's life also sucksToday, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his…
flufee2 also deserved itToday, I was at the sandwich shop I work in. A customer came in and requested an assorted…
Wait, whose birthday does he think it is?
#1 - On 04/30/2014 at 11:20pm by TaiReiSi
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So, what did he say when you told him to bend over?
#7 - On 04/30/2014 at 11:25pm by tygerarmy
+285 | 33
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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