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Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML
Sometimes, honesty isn't the best policy.
The burglar was an excuse. He was really checking the house for exposed flames or electrical circuits.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 29 August 2014