Today, my dad made me stick my gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an "expectant mothers" parking spot. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39291) - you deserved it (4418)
On 04/20/2014 at 1:21pm - misc - by Not-pregnant (woman) - United States (Florida)
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Dad wants you to be pregnant? That's a first.
#4 - On 04/20/2014 at 8:04pm by delude
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Just laugh about it! It'll make a funny story hahaha.
#2 - On 04/20/2014 at 8:03pm by sumbum95
+153 | 15
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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