Family: Revenge

Revenge

By Natasha - 20/02/2021 21:30

Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML

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You deserved it 116

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By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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You deserved it 3 979

By ohhhgross - 26/10/2009 18:32 - Singapore

Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 5 339

Rude awakening

By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML

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You deserved it 1 985

Weird awakening

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 04:00

Today, I woke up to my sister sucking my toes because she was drunk, wanted to borrow one of my toe rings but couldn’t get it off, and thought spit would lubricate it off with her tongue. She doesn’t even live here, it’s my house. She used her spare key to get in at 1 a.m. FML

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You deserved it 115

By finalfantasy - 21/06/2018 17:30 - United States - Aurora

Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML

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You deserved it 265

By scaredofcutouts - 10/10/2012 21:44 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML

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You deserved it 2 325

By sheridan.ashley - 15/05/2010 06:27 - Australia

Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML

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You deserved it 3 514

The sleepwalkers are at it again!

By sierra - 11/03/2021 02:02

Today, my mom told me she’d never forgive me for eating her birthday candy. I ate it in my sleep. FML

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You deserved it 299

By Anonymous - 07/11/2015 05:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 1 841

By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my little sister was playing with her building blocks. All of a sudden, she began to cry and held her finger out to me. Assuming she had hurt it, I kissed it better, and tasted something odd on my lips. Turns out she wasn't hurt, she was crying because she had touched cat vomit. FML

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You deserved it 9 076

rainbowdonnareed 18

Sunday 21 February 2021 3:42

Well how was the hospital? Start a go fund me

EVR 8

Sunday 21 February 2021 20:40

Do the tik tok challenge and gorilla glue her hair, see how she feels now!

Comments

Regis Bent 12

Saturday 20 February 2021 21:48

Next time she's sleeping, super glue her arms and legs to her so she can't move

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 20 February 2021 22:11

Do the same to her and play that Go-Gos song, "Our Lips Are Sealed." Perfect!

Mas Stewart 5

Saturday 20 February 2021 22:50

Damn that's Savage.

rainbowdonnareed 18

Sunday 21 February 2021 3:42

Well how was the hospital? Start a go fund me

mando 10

Sunday 21 February 2021 6:37

Time to be quiet then.

EVR 8

Sunday 21 February 2021 20:40

Do the tik tok challenge and gorilla glue her hair, see how she feels now!

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