Today, I was randomly selected for a pat-down while at the airport. Being from the south, I said thanks out of pure habit. The guy replied, "No sir, thank YOU." and winked. FML
by Anonymous / 03/28/2014 at 4:30pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
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Did he happen to have a bitchin' stache and sunglasses on?
#1 - On 03/29/2014 at 12:03am by CobraLazerFace
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So, when's the wedding?
#3 - On 03/29/2014 at 12:05am by WCARlover
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