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Today, I was randomly selected for a pat-down while at the airport. Being from the south, I said thanks out of pure habit. The guy replied, "No sir, thank YOU." and winked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37042) - you deserved it (4730)

On 03/28/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

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Did he happen to have a bitchin' stache and sunglasses on?

#1 - On 03/29/2014 at 12:03am by CobraLazerFace

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So, when's the wedding?

#3 - On 03/29/2014 at 12:05am by WCARlover

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