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Today, I got home late from work, so I decided to make myself a microwave meal. I pierced the plastic film several times. A little too loudly for my hateful bastard of a neighbor, I guess, because he called the cops on me, claiming he heard gunshots from my apartment. FML
Sounds like your neighbor needs to get laid.
Your neighbour is such a drama queen :/ hope the cops warned him for the unnecessary false alarm!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 11 September 2014