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Today, I got home late from work, so I decided to make myself a microwave meal. I pierced the plastic film several times. A little too loudly for my hateful bastard of a neighbor, I guess, because he called the cops on me, claiming he heard gunshots from my apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41709) - you deserved it (2976)

On 03/04/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by fuck you, jack (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Sounds like your neighbor needs to get laid.

#1 - On 03/04/2014 at 7:20pm by leeebeeeee18

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Your neighbour is such a drama queen :/ hope the cops warned him for the unnecessary false alarm!

#2 - On 03/04/2014 at 7:21pm by Zeishah

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