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Today, my friends convinced me to go out clubbing with them for the first time. "You'll get some action", they said. The only action I got was some drunk bloke staggering into me and spraying me with vomit just minutes after arriving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36606) - you deserved it (3626)

On 03/01/2014 at 12:23pm - misc - by thanks, cunt-o (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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I think I would swing at someone who did that to me

#1 - On 03/01/2014 at 7:52pm by SexySlayer1248

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This is why I stay indoors.

#2 - On 03/01/2014 at 7:54pm by Mauskau

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