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Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17233) - you deserved it (54753)

On 02/27/2014 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Absolutely stupid... YDI

#1 - On 02/27/2014 at 12:50pm by Readoll

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Hmmm... Practice with something a little safer next time!

#4 - On 02/27/2014 at 12:51pm by IHATEFMYLIFE

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