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By fmyarse - / Sunday 22 July 2012 22:45 / United Kingdom - Blairgowrie
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  _Oblivion_  |  12

That's a hell of a better idea than what I usually do. I prefer to use a razor blade, it helps to get between your teeth and serves as a good scraper. My dentist says that when your gums bleed when you floss, it's completely normal.

By  every1luvsboners  |  11

That's what your penis is for.

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  perdix  |  29

If you can floss your teeth with your penis, missing teeth are going to be the least of your problems in finding and keeping women. Then again, you may be completely self-sufficient ;)

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I'm pretty sure it's fairly normal to floss with a penis. Reminds me when I was 15 and went to the White House to meet President Clinton. He gave me an autographed picture of himself in exchange for a hand-job and a V-8 in the Oval Office. I sold the picture last week for $89,000 and have since moved to Chilie to start my own brothel under the alias "Mr. Fonzworth." If you're ever in Santiago look me up.

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  Futacy  |  29

What does this FML have to do with the guy's dick? Either you commented on the the wrong FML or you're just the most sex-crazed creep on this website.

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  GuessWhatKids  |  13

115 - Many lesser minded souls cannot comprehend the greater level of intelligence that Boners' preaches and thus tend to thumb down his comments in a fit of jealousy and rage. Those of us who have been fortunate enough to be enlightened by Boners' wisdom - such as you and I - can only hope to one day achieve in our lifetimes a fraction of what Boners' achieves daily. Let us rejoice in his greatness!

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  Dr0reos  |  8

36-I've been an aspiring male prostitute for years(they call me dirk hardwood) and I was wondering if a distinguished"Mac daddy" such as yourself has any tips for a man ho like me.

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You should have commented with "...." instead

By  mal2012  |  4

Why.... Whyyy....whyyyyy wud u do that?!?

By  nuggetmonster  |  12

Was the taste of your bloody gums reminiscent of the rare steak you enjoyed moments prior?

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