Today, my brother came to my first standup comedy act. He'd apparently read my material beforehand, and kept finishing my jokes for me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (52833) - you deserved it (5293)
On 02/04/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by DeeDee - Austria (Wien)
knobbed's life also sucksToday, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard…
:( also deserved itToday, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so…
What an attention whore.
#5 - On 02/04/2014 at 8:25pm by xblaine
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+172 | 17
is his name dane cook?
#3 - On 02/04/2014 at 8:23pm by unjustlychicken
+150 | 10
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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