Today, I found a Google search for "erectile dysfunction" in my browser search history, along with pages about treatments for it. I'm a woman, and I live alone. FML
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Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML
Today, my 73 year-old grandfather asked me to help him search up something on his PC. As soon as I typed in the first letters, one of his previous searches popped up, that being, "Lesbian porn." I still feel not so great about seeing that, and the fact that I myself am a lesbian and he knows that isn't helping much. FML
Today, I grabbed my husband’s phone to call my mom. The first thing I see is Google with searches like, “Hot young Latina singles dating” and a PornHub tab that had a “Petite Latina Teen” search. I’m white. When I asked my husband about it, he said his “buddy” hacked his internet, then angrily asked why I went through his phone. FML
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SundayNightSix 23
Hey, even poltergeists have problems.
NinjaFood 13
Creepy... Get your locks and your password changed
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NinjaFood 13
Creepy... Get your locks and your password changed
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
No need, in her drunken stupor she thought her manhood had disappeared.
Robbieisadowg 16
Oh god, I do this to all my friends. I'm really immature.
iiMichy 19
If there's no password on the wifi it could be someone else who is on the wifi. Everything I search on my phone goes to my computer, if I search something on my phones google it'll be on the computers recently searched.
Mauskau 35
72 that is because you are signed in to your Gmail account on both your pc and phone, or Firefox on both. It links them unless you set it otherwise. Other people on your wifi cannot end up in your search history unless they remotely connect to your pc, and if OP has remote connections turned off then that wouldn't happen. Someone may have searched on her phone if it was linked, or someone used their laptop. Either way it's weird.
TheNewGuy03 28
A likely scenario: she let someone borrow her phone, and that person Googled those things, and they showed up in her search history at home because her Google account is linked to everything. Otherwise, hide yo' kids ... you know the deal.
SundayNightSix 23
Hey, even poltergeists have problems.
killinpoptarts 9
Casper is getting older
cathrope 10
#2 I was thinking ghosts as well :)
joannedeniseTM 7
I don't know why I keep laughing so hard at this comment lol
Thatgirl299 15
Oh wow
JazzHandsFML 28
laughing hard about how a ghost can't get hard
gavocado 8
I would get an alarm system, and maybe hidden cameras but it could be a virus controlling your computer from somewhere else?
MidnaLink 33
As funny as that would be, what for?
184886837272837 32
#53 probably just to freak her out. As many hackers would say, "for the lulz"
chocolatefrog28 29
I've heard of sleep walking, but cross gender sleep searching is definitely a new one.
RageWolf16 31
That would explain why the search was for erectile dysfunction in particular. The male persona would be confused as to why his "penis" wasn't working.
omgbrainZ_fml 24
Maybe you should run a Malware security scan to make sure your computer is safe.
hulopro 16
Maybe you're a secret shemale
toxic_walrus 15
That's... Alarming.
FML64128 7
Unfortunately no alarm was raised to prevent this...
garycalgary 5
I see what u did there....
hulopro 16
Landlord? Creepy burglar
ninjuh_wingman 29
I highly doubt a burglar would break into someone's house to search up how to treat erectile dysfunction.
poncho55 40
#24, I would. Don't generalize everyone as totally normal, only doing totally normal things, haha. :) OP, it wasn't me, I promise.. >.>
alphabetta 23
#24- You haven't? Really? Try it sometime, it's fun.
worldclassrager 39
The burglar would steal the laptop...
Sathane 21
You mean you "think" you live alone.
SouthernLady12 13
Ah! could be another story like the person who was living in the secret passage eating the boys Halloween candy! Scary!!!
Ghost308 11
Have to agree pretty ****** up!!
somuchfeels 11
how the **** did this get negative votes