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Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML
Maybe you should both invest in gym memberships.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 February 2016